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Tiny Texie

Tiny Texie is The Most Explosive Party Guest Ever

Now you can experience Tiny Texie at YOUR location! She is the ONLY female stripper in the world to have Kenny-Caffey syndrome – which gives her a unique proportional size (3’6″). Book the most proportionally sexy midget stripper for your party today!

Strip club owners: contact us for scheduling.

Price includes travel (airfare & hotel) to your location along with her security/assistant.

Online ordering for this dancer is temporarily suspended. Tiny Texie does not escort, she performs at group parties only. Contact us for pricing, availability, or to order.

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  • Total price includes your midget stripper's flight & hotel cost.
    You can also Email Me your party date and city including any questions. -Laurie
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How does this work?

First you reserve a midget stripper by booking here and authorizing your card.

Next, we purchase airfare and hotel for the entertainer to get to your party.

Then the travel & agency fee are combined and go on your card, which usually is lower than what you authorize for. Finally, the remaining cash balance is paid to your entertainer upon arrival.

You will receive an email with exact amounts and also work with Laurie who handles the entire process for you.


Since H&B is buying non-refundable airline and hotel tickets, there are NO refunds unless some rare reason we cannot entertain your party.


Since H&B is purchasing non-refundable airfare, you will NOT receive a refund on your card.

You can move the party location within a 10-minute drive from the original address.

Otherwise, you must pay for any new travel costs if you change the date and/or time of the party.