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Tiny Texie

Tiny Texie is The Most Explosive Party Guest Ever

Now you can experience Tiny Texie at YOUR location! She is the ONLY female stripper in the world to have Kenny-Caffey syndrome – which gives her a unique proportional size (3’6″). Book the most proportionally sexy midget stripper for your party today!

Strip club owners: contact us for scheduling.

Price includes travel (airfare & hotel) to your location along with her security/assistant.

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    Total includes flight/hotel for your midget dancer & security (2 people) to travel to your party. More importantly, you are guaranteed the midget you order.
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How does this work?

First you reserve a midget stripper by booking here and authorizing your card. Next, we purchase the lowest airfare and hotel to get to your party. More importantly, booking far in advance reduces your travel cost.

Finally, both the travel & agency fees go on your card (usually lower than what you authorize for). The remaining cash balance is paid to your entertainer upon arrival.


Since H&B is buying non-refundable tickets, there are no refunds unless some rare reason we cannot entertain your party.


Since H&B is purchasing non-refundable airfare, you will not receive a refund on your card.

You can move the party location within a 10 minute drive of the original address, but you can not change the date or time of the party.